{"id":60,"date":"2016-07-21T22:29:14","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T04:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/?p=60"},"modified":"2016-07-23T23:49:37","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T05:49:37","slug":"games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/2016\/07\/21\/games\/","title":{"rendered":"Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why oh why won&#8217;t you play games with me?\u00a0 You played playstation pictionary (stupidest game ever!) and centipede but that&#8217;s about it in the last two decades.\u00a0 Sure, the munchkin game lasted three hours but that was all bonding time \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Instead of winning against you, I have to amuse myself by crushing our children until they figure out how to dominate all the games.<\/p>\n<p>I guess we have our little games of tickle torture and jump scares.\u00a0 Still, do you want to play Boggle sometime?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why oh why won&#8217;t you play games with me?\u00a0 You played playstation pictionary (stupidest game ever!) and centipede but that&#8217;s about it in the last two decades.\u00a0 Sure, the munchkin game lasted three hours but that was all bonding time \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Instead of winning against you, I have to amuse myself by crushing our children &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/2016\/07\/21\/games\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Games<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-her","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missing.her.theotherwilsons.net\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}